Leinster- Grand Theft Auto IV
Highly successful, mostly down to its massively open game style, although a touch of light controversy has always helped.
We really want to make either a ‘Hooker’ or ‘Jonny Sexton’ joke, but we’re above that. So it’s Brian O’Driscoll who gets that spot in the line-up. He gives you everything you want, and more, but as the world’s best, he’s pretty expensive...
Jamie Heaslip is the other star of the Leinster show. The huge No. 8 can be compared to, erm, any vehicle you get to drive in GTAIV- (We’d pick one, but we’re not sure which the ever-variable Heaslip is most like.) He’ll just run you over, and is very quick for his size.
Glasgow Warriors- Luigi’s Mansion
They’ve lost the usual stars of the show, but are determined to show they’re still just as tough and competitive as ever.
The fleeing Dan Parks is similar to Luigi in many ways: Long an outcast, although he’s now got his moment in the spotlight, but he’s decided to run away to Cardiff Blues. Can the Warriors survive without their star Fly-Half?
The Killer Bs? That’s Boos all over. The Scotland back-row lit up both the Magners League and Six Nations last season, but without the influence of Kelly Brown (Now of Saracens) can they stick together and still be strong?